Igår raserades: "Jag konstaterar läget – och så ligger det till" – och det rätt ordentligt, för att då inte säga: Totalt!
Jag är ju då rätt less på Pannbiffs killar.
OM detta är ett ord som inte finns i vokabulären – så kommer här en förklaring:
 
"En Pannbiffs kille är av sådant slag som har lätt för att säga saker som låter väldigt bra – men stora problem att utgå från det i verkligheten. Den kvinnliga motsvarigheter borde väl då vara: Nippertippa.
Kort och gott: Värre än värsta Loosern!
Jag har inte funnit någon bättre förklaring till deras beteende än att dom i det lokala åskvädret träffats av blixten rakt i huvudet och Vips! Fått guldfiskminne…
…Och en guldfisk har ju då ett minne på typ 2 sekunder…
 
IGÅR raserades ALLT!
Forskare har konstaterat att en guldfisk är riktigt smart och och minsann en hög inlärningsförmåga.
Deras minne är så pass bra att man till och med kan dressera en guldfisk!!
 
Jahå… Då berodde det alltså på något annat än ett blixnedslag…
Dom var väl uttråkade… 😉
För jag menar: HUR KUL kan det vara att vara en guldfisk! ??
 
Det ska bli riktigt spännande nästa gång man går in i en Zooaffär…
 
…Vet inte om det existerar "Pannbiffs-ringningar", men isånt fall råkade jag ut för ett sådant igår.
Telefonen ringer… Jag svarar… En kille börjar prata på… Massor! Och jag tänker: VEM är det här?
Han pratar på o självklart är jag med i samtalet… Han ber att få ringa upp igen om 30 sek… ringer upp inom 10… och pratar vidare.
 
TIll sist var jag bara tvungen att avbryta och säga: "Ursäkta, men vem är det jag pratar med"?
– Det var ju Robban! VILKEN ROBBAN? Nog för jag känner många, men! Jag känner helt klart ingen Robban!
Pinsamt läge… Jo, men han hade ju träffat mig på Palace för tre veckor sedan… Ett problem uppstod:
Jag har inte vart på Palace på ungefär 2 månader…
Sa åt honom att han kunde prova att ringa tjejen han hade träffat på Palace, och hoppades hon var trevlig!
 
Jag hoppas att Telia fått ut informationen att det numera är förbjudet att ringa fel – och att Telia automatiskt skickar en böteslappavi på 450 kronor…  😉  

En reaktion till “Pannbiffar & Guldfiskar…

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    There are over 125 types of goldfish. This is the result of careful selective breeding, begun when goldfish were first domesticated during the Chinese Sung Dynasty, about a thousand years ago – not that the goldfish would know anything about it! The popular belief is that no goldfish can remember anything that happened more than a few seconds ago. So every circuit of their tank or pond should be fresh and new – because supposedly, they can’t remember the last loop.So do fish have a memory? And how would you show that a fish has a memory? Or any animal for that matter?Clearly, the Clark’s Nutcracker has a superb memory. This bird lives in the American Southwest, and hoards food to get it through the winter. As autumn approaches, a single bird harvests up to 33,000 pine seeds. It then buries them in some 7,000 separate hidden treasure troves, each with about 4 or 5 seeds. Its memory is so good that it later successfully finds each of these individual 7,000 stockpiles. It digs up and eats the seeds to survive the winter. So there you go. Nobody could doubt that this animal has a superb memory.In fact, few humans could do this – except perhaps Hiroyuki Goto, of Keio University in Tokyo, who in February 1995, correctly recited π to 42,194 places. (π is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.)Jonathan Lovell from Plymouth University’s Institute of Marine Studies is convinced that some fish have a memory. He has successfully trained fish to swim towards a sound. He wants to release domesticated fish into the open sea, and call them back with special sounds to a feeding station, to supplement their natural diet. Culum Brown (of the Institute of Cell, Animal and Population Biology at the University of Edinburgh) studied the crimson spotted rainbow fish while in Queensland. He compared fish that knew their tanks well, with fish that had just been placed in tanks. He introduced a net with a central hole into a tank, and then swept it from one end to the other. The fish that had a strong memory of their tank were better able to escape through the central hole – presumably because they could ignore what they remembered to be familiar and non-threatening to them (their tank), and instead, could concentrate on the new threat (the net). The fish that knew their tank remembered the trawling net so well, that they could escape it in a follow-up study some 11 months later. By the way, 11 months is nearly one third of his fish’s 3-year lifespan. That’s a very long time to remember something that has happened to you only once, and in human terms, about 25 years ago.Yoichi Oda of Osaka University in Japan has spent years studying the fine details of memory in goldfish – and he’s also convinced that goldfish have a good memory.Some goldfish will come to the glass of their tank whenever people walk into the room. These particular goldfish have worked out that when people turn up, so will food – at least, sometimes. In other words, People = Food. This is called "associative learning". The fish now associate people with food.Fish also do "social learning", where they learn by watching their fellow fish. Fish are very good at "social learning", because some species of fish are very social. They all hang out together in schools. To survive in the school, they spend a lot of time paying attention to what their school mates do.Some fish can learn music – probably because it’s important for them, in the wild, to be able to distinguish between different sounds in their environment. Ava Chase of the Rowland Institute for Science in Cambridge, Massachusetts taught carp to tell the difference between John Lee Hooker (blues) and a Bach Oboe concerto (classical), by feeding them smaller fish as a food reward. The music was played to the fish through loudspeakers in their tank. She then discovered that the carp could generalize from what they had learnt, and classify music that they had not heard before, into the categories of blues or classical. Some owners say that their goldfish remember their faces and freely frolic in the tank when they’re the only ones present, but hide for an hour or so, when strangers enter the room.And of course, there are thousands of anecdotes from owners of goldfish, who say that the fish remember regular feeding times. This is very impressive – after all, the goldfish food they get, looks nothing like the food they are genetically programmed to eat.

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